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Husband and wife sex story

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

 

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded,

 

Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

 

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.

 

A man in restaurant

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, “What would you like, sir?”

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.”

 

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?” Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, “A quickie, please.”

 

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.

 

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, “Um, Pal, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”

 

math tutor and math classes

 

A math teacher and his wife were both 54 years old. One evening the wife came home and found a note from her husband. It said: ''My dear, you are 54 years old and there are some things you are not giving me, so I am at the Holiday Inn with my 18-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me.'' 

 

He returns home that night to find a note from his wife: ''You are also 54 years old and there are things I need that you're not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 18-year-old students and you (being a math teacher) should know that 18 goes into 54 way more than 54 goes into 18, so don't YOU wait up for ME.'

 

Boxer tatoos

 

A woman goes into a tattoo artists and asks how long does it take for a tattoo to heal. He replies six weeks.

She said ok my boyfriend gets home in six weeks. she said she'll have mohammed ali on the right ass cheek and mike tyson on the left cheek and he said ok.

 

Six weeks later, her boyfriend gets home and she says i've got a suprise for you, he replies what is it. so she pulls down her nickers and shows him.

 

The man said i dont love you anymore. she replied why dont you like it.

 

he said no but i aint gettin in the ring with them two fuckers.

 

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